South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley* (Republican, Tea Party, NOT a Rhodes Scholar) has said, "Women don't care about contraception." Which I think is the utmost in swinging, hairy, concrete balls. To marginalize over half the population, including the half to which you declare yourself is both really childish and well, let's be honest about it, fucking stupid. So what I have done is make an additional list of other things women don't really care about.
Fart jokes
Welding
Decaying animals
Adriana Lima's knockers
Mathematics
The Family Guy
Blood Sucking Freaks
Full Frontal Nudity
Lighting Farts - or generally anything farty connected
Telling the truth in regards to last years tax owed by the Gubmint*
Anna Beatrice Barros bellybutton
Fist Fights
Knife collections
History
Westerns/War movies
Motorcycle helmets
Decaying buildings
Stick Books (books you read that make your stick stand up)
Burping, Spitting and Swearing or Cow Chip throwing contests
Porn
Peeing outside
Believing the retarded*, inbred, anti-human, dogmatic political bullshit* that make soundbites on news/bumberstickers and/or tee shirts
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