Thursday, September 30, 2010
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Oh Eddie Long, you're such a wacky guy.
Atlanta megachurch pastor Eddie Long apparently condemned homosexuality from his pulpit while engaging in certain "proclivities" at the same time. I have developed a list of other things he has been condemning as well
1. Fanatical, hell and brimstone zealotry
2. Dressing into a pimp style to which he's become accustomed
3. Beatin' the Devil outta bitches with a car attenna
4. Tyler Perry
5. Ways in which to "convert" homosexuality in Justin Beiber (Praise Jeeezzus!!), and that sex...gay boy in Revenge Of The Nerds
Friday, September 24, 2010
OH JOY!
I want to start off by saying that I have gotten into a lazy habit here of posting nothing but videos and pics here. I feel as though I am wasting both your and my time by doing so, and will try and improve on the orginality of my posts here.
There's not been a lot going on, I have contracted an attorney regarding my injured knee, something that in several ways I feel as though I am being somewhat hypocritical about, as this sort of thing is something I have oppossed in the past. I am very intent on setting a good, honorable example to my sons and I don't want them to see me racing off to sue someone at the slightest hurt. However, I have been working for a year now on my bum knee and am now begining to experience pain in my right knee as well. I have also begun to show extreme signs of cartilledge damage in both knees and an elimination of said cartilledge. My surgeon actually said that I will need a complete knee replacement within the next 10 years. OH JOY!
This situation and the constant pain I have been riding out this year, is the guilty party in my overall health at the moment. I am unable to take my pain meds because 1. The Dr hasn't written me any, and 2. The ibuphroan (sic) I have is tearing up my stomach. OH JOY!
And now......Boobs!
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?!
I guess as a childrens toy it will far surpass the typical 2 to 3 year lifespan. Maybe Uncle Carl can borrow it some weekend eh?Monday, September 13, 2010
Sunday, September 12, 2010
What's next for the poster boy of the Neocon, Christian right?
The Rev. Terry Jones
1. Moustache waxing. Does the Rollie Fingers look ever REALLY go out of style? I say no.
2. Sextape with Paris Hilton, Snookie, Lyndsy Lohan or one of countless other attention slags out there.
3. Getting busted with cocaine (the white devil stuffed up his self-righteous asshole) in Vegas
4. A christian rap album
5. A reality show
Well Ma, looks like an abomination
Glancing down at horribly deformed, newly born calfWell.......
Sighs loudly, calmy
Looks like we might 's well take it out and kill it.
Monday, September 6, 2010
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Home for Mayhem Au Go-Go
Met with Tony Martin Blank; Actor, producer, promoter, rock n roll 1% er, Bad Mutha Fucker and friend. He handles the action at the Capri Lounge in Ontario and wants to do something revolutionary at the club. He believes in the concept and theory of D.I.Y and will be assisting me with bookings and scheduling. Stay tuned, "Same bat time, same bat channel!
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