Misfits 'Night of the Living Dead'

SHAM 69 - BORSTAL BREAKOUT

Tea Bagging

Yesterday a member of Moveon.com had her head, neck and shoulder stepped on by Tim Proffitt, a member of the Tea Party and a supporter of Rand Paul. Naturally none of the leaders of this fucking bullshit organization has the balls to denounce this obvious act of assualt and battery, and the sheep as per usual are quick to place blame on the victim. Fucking idiots. However, this has slowed down the merch/swag bonanza that is the Tea Party with their buttons, tees, flags, keychains, masks and coffee mugs. I think the tea party should expand their mrketing blitz and sell Scarves (like Celtic United) with footprints on them. Hey, its Autumn and I ride a motorcycle (although I am not a hot Asian girl as the photo would have you believe).

Grinderman - No Pussy Blues (Live On Later)

Grrrrrrrr

I am going through a new case of "Not giving a fuck" about next to everything. Pretty much everything I had put faith into this entire year has gone to shit. With the holidays approaching as well as my anniversery, all I am left with is the idea of signing a new agent contract, and the remaining year pent up in bed due to a knee injury that occurred last year. Adjusters, councils and Doctors aren't answering phones and I can't even tell if my messages are even getting through. School is kinda looking like a pipedream and eventually I'm going to be stuck with no prospects and two classes shy of a Masters degree with the bills for it on the way. To quote Black Flag, "I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown." I just hope that I'll be able to lose my limp and constant pain by Christmas

The Cramps - Bikini Girls With Machine Guns

Bullies and Spiritual Vampires

So all of these celebrities are coming out of the woodwork right now talking about being bullied as kids. Yawn. We are about to see a new celebrity cause du jour because of this and the needless death of that Rutgers student. Those assholes should do some HAAAARRRDDD time for this shit and see what its like to get the treatment they were oh so happy to share with the world regarding someone else.

The reason I'm mentioning this is because I was a kid who moved constantly, and not that cross town kinda bullshit either, I'm talking about Roswell, NM to New Orleans, to Rochester NY (actually Sodus Point), to San Diego, Sacramento, to Clovis, NM (great song by Waylon Jennings however). I was always the new kid with the weird accent and unseasonal clothes. So I have to ask, was I bullied? Consider the fact that I also looked 16 until my late 20's and you see what I'm talking about. Yes I was bullied and I solved it two ways, I either made the douchebag laugh, or I slugged the VBF (vaginal blood fart) in the fucking beak. I found both methods were quick to remedy the situation. The key is to maintain your human dignity, and not let some mouth breathing, low watt gurgglier try to steal it because Mommy and Daddy were to busy carrying on with their own shit exsistence to provide these spiritual vampire, dipshits with the same quality they're trying to steal from you.

Disneyland

FUCK THIS GUY

I really hate Disneyland, and I feel as though I am the only one. First, of all, its in Anaheim, which next to St.Paul or Salt Lake City has got to be the Whitest city in the world. Even the Vatos are White. It represents money and vanilla. While I do support their Gay pride events (I am an American and believe in equal rights for everyone according to that American prose the Constitution), as it shows some progressive attitudes and forward thinking innovation, I am disgusted that at one time, punkrock clothing, haircuts and even buttons could get you hauled off to the Herr Disney's holding cells. I am sickened by their status quo, self celebration, and their yearly price increases just to stand in a line and be force fed some fantastic tale of sanitized corporate bullshit and pimping of the Grimm Bros. It is my opinion that Disney, to quote Steven Colbert, "Is boycotting balls." So with this in mind I have decided to rephrase this park (man their studios are really nice though-even though they have really fucked prices in their commissary-the pricks): Dickland, The Shittiest Place On Earth no kidding Even Counting Somalia, The Fuck You Kingdom, Knobland, The Magical Shithole, The Pedophiles Happy Magic Place, The We Have Been Standing In This Fucking Line For Over An Hour and These Fucking Latvian Tourists Are Bumping Into Me For $75 Kingdom, and my favorite The Happiest Place To Be Getting The Fuck Out Of Place.

You Must Attend this if you live in or near So Cal

The Dave Brubeck Quartet - Take Five (1961)

Stony Curtis

Happy 50th Flinstones

R.I.P. Stony Curtis

National Hispanic Heritage Month

Since October is National Hispanic Heritage Month, I am going to to best in honoring our Hispanic brothers and sisters. All of Rocktober I will personally view only Latina porn. Its a major sacrifice, but it is something I am willing to do for America and the America's. Thank you

U.S. apologizes for infecting Guatemalans with STD's

Whoops sorry guys, you can get some payback from visiting servicemen
This next round's on me!!