Disneyland

FUCK THIS GUY

I really hate Disneyland, and I feel as though I am the only one. First, of all, its in Anaheim, which next to St.Paul or Salt Lake City has got to be the Whitest city in the world. Even the Vatos are White. It represents money and vanilla. While I do support their Gay pride events (I am an American and believe in equal rights for everyone according to that American prose the Constitution), as it shows some progressive attitudes and forward thinking innovation, I am disgusted that at one time, punkrock clothing, haircuts and even buttons could get you hauled off to the Herr Disney's holding cells. I am sickened by their status quo, self celebration, and their yearly price increases just to stand in a line and be force fed some fantastic tale of sanitized corporate bullshit and pimping of the Grimm Bros. It is my opinion that Disney, to quote Steven Colbert, "Is boycotting balls." So with this in mind I have decided to rephrase this park (man their studios are really nice though-even though they have really fucked prices in their commissary-the pricks): Dickland, The Shittiest Place On Earth no kidding Even Counting Somalia, The Fuck You Kingdom, Knobland, The Magical Shithole, The Pedophiles Happy Magic Place, The We Have Been Standing In This Fucking Line For Over An Hour and These Fucking Latvian Tourists Are Bumping Into Me For $75 Kingdom, and my favorite The Happiest Place To Be Getting The Fuck Out Of Place.