Earlier this week the federal government was nearing a deadline to shut down over budgetary disagreements. Aparentlly the issue was over social programs which the republicans vehmently oppossed; servces such as NPPR, PBS, education, medicare and Planned Parenthood were on their agenda to be either eliminated entirely or defunded to the point of being inept. The good senator from Kentucky, John Kyl actually stated on the floor of the Senate, that Planned Parenthood was solely responsible for over 90% of all abortions performed in this country. Which is an out and out fucking lie, it is ILLEGAL to use federal funds for such purposes. Later when confronted by these facts, Kyl simple respoded with the following statement, that his words were "Not intended to be a factual statement." So with that in mind, I have compiled a list of facts of John Kyl.
1. John Kyl actually insemenated naturally, Lao Jing the panda at the Washington DC National Zoo
2. John Kyl is in league with Osama Bin Ladin, is a Socialist, Nazi who was born in Kenya
3. John Kyl wets the bed
4. John Kyl feltches corpses
5. John Kyl wrote The Aristocrats joke, the original, unfunny version
6. John Kyl took Zsa Zsa Gabor's virginity
7. John Kyl has the largest collection of Asian Ladyboy porn on the planet, and has his weekly "Wendsday Wank" with Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh, while they all wear Blackface and sing "Old Man River" to their whimiscal toss sessions
8. John Kyl is parcial to chilled buttermilk
9. John Kyl represnted Miss Virgin Islands in the 1986 Miss Teen USA pagent
10. John Kyl legislates with his pants on fire
Not intended to be a factual statement
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