Friday, April 15, 2011
Finally, Gawd damn it!!!
Toys r us are now marketing an Iggy Pop action fiqure. They are to retail for $14.99. I find it funny that they are marketing a contemporary Iggy as their fiqure instead of a youger, say Raw Power version. I guess it goes to show that the man has finally after 40 years reached the point of finally being an American icon amongest the mainstream
Sleep with angels
On this day in 2001, Joey Ramone arrived at the furthest reaches after suffering from advance stages of cancer. Joey, you are probably bigger now in your home country thn you ever were before. Sleep well
John Kyl
Earlier this week the federal government was nearing a deadline to shut down over budgetary disagreements. Aparentlly the issue was over social programs which the republicans vehmently oppossed; servces such as NPPR, PBS, education, medicare and Planned Parenthood were on their agenda to be either eliminated entirely or defunded to the point of being inept. The good senator from Kentucky, John Kyl actually stated on the floor of the Senate, that Planned Parenthood was solely responsible for over 90% of all abortions performed in this country. Which is an out and out fucking lie, it is ILLEGAL to use federal funds for such purposes. Later when confronted by these facts, Kyl simple respoded with the following statement, that his words were "Not intended to be a factual statement." So with that in mind, I have compiled a list of facts of John Kyl.
1. John Kyl actually insemenated naturally, Lao Jing the panda at the Washington DC National Zoo
2. John Kyl is in league with Osama Bin Ladin, is a Socialist, Nazi who was born in Kenya
3. John Kyl wets the bed
4. John Kyl feltches corpses
5. John Kyl wrote The Aristocrats joke, the original, unfunny version
6. John Kyl took Zsa Zsa Gabor's virginity
7. John Kyl has the largest collection of Asian Ladyboy porn on the planet, and has his weekly "Wendsday Wank" with Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh, while they all wear Blackface and sing "Old Man River" to their whimiscal toss sessions
8. John Kyl is parcial to chilled buttermilk
9. John Kyl represnted Miss Virgin Islands in the 1986 Miss Teen USA pagent
10. John Kyl legislates with his pants on fire
Not intended to be a factual statement
Jackie Blue
Today, April 15 marks the 64th anniversery of Jackie Robinson's entry into major league baseball. This accomplishment isn't one to be diminished, in 1947, baseball was the primary focus of American society, and it was one aspect of society that up untill this day had been one of exclusitivity. Baseball was doing well and actually florishing in "Black" America. A whole culture and seperate society thrived within that small and just as exclusive world in and of itself. With Jackie Robinson's suiting up and playing on this day the begining of the end had struck one of Black America's most successful industries, as Black players, too had begun to be drafted throughout the major leagues. Jackie Robinson, by his character and fortitude, had finally made baseball America's past time, and made all of us better people at the same time. It is sad to note that African Americans now make up a minority of all players in MLB
Friday, April 8, 2011
The next "big thing"
Street Trackers. Basically a street version of a flat track or oval racing, big displacement (usually), motorcycle. A purely American form of racing was extremely popular in the mid 20th Century until the 1970's when its popularity was replaced by motocross
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